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January 05, 2006
Everyone's favorite televangelist, Pat Robertson, suggested today that God caused Ariel Sharon's stroke because He was unhappy that the PM was dividing up "God's land" (Let's just forget for a moment that Sharon is an old, overweight guy who is under just a tiny bit of stress. I'm sure that has nothing to do with it).
Actually, Roberson's theory may not be so crazy, since real estate is hot at the moment, and home prices in Jerusalem are going through the roof. God was just protecting His investment. Word on the street is that God will be negotiating with Trump for some office space in downtown New York next week.
Let's hope for Trump's sake that God's in a better mood.
Posted by Sprinky at January 5, 2006 07:25 PM
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