February 06, 2006
I'm not sure who to ask, but does anyone in a Muslim country have a job? They sure have a lot of free time to protest, set embassies ablaze, and just generally lose their goddamn minds in the middle of the week. It's like Monday, and they're all out there causing a stink over some drawing or something. Here's a news flash, Muslim world: As hard as this may be to believe, not everyone is a Muslim. I'm fairly certain that means that we don't have to abide b y Muslim law. It's pretty much the same reason that I can eat bacon and pork chops, eat fish on Friday during Lent, and pig out at the Sizzler during Ramadan. It's called different strokes for different folks and you guys should look into it. It's a pretty cool way to live.
I'm thinking of opening up a chain of American flag retail stores across the middle east. We'd sell two things - flags and lighters. Cha-ching!
Posted by Sprinky at February 6, 2006 01:20 PM
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